I Get Paid to Wear This Hat

I've watched this about 1,000 times. It's so hysterical, I just can't get enough. Beware, I'm going to be sooo annoying this year, repeating ALL of these quotes. "They have the best espresso here."




This one about triathletes is pretty funny, too. "You can read all about it on my blog...this? Or this?"




And...the one about runners:




I'll leave you with this...I get paid to wear this hat:



...and that's what happens when you have enough wine on a weekday!

A Message From A Friend

This guy wants to wish you a happy extortion...I mean, Valentine's Day.

Funnies for Friday

Here are a few pictures, circulating the "interwebs," that I found amusing. Hope you enjoy them, too!








Don't stare or they'll steal your soul!!

Now, There's an Idea!

So, earlier this week, I attended an event at my local bike shop. It was "ladies night" and the Trek Representative talked to us about WSD (women's specific design) bikes. Local physical trainers talked to us, as well as, the City of Memphis Bicycle & Pedestrian Coordinator, Kyle Wagon-(something I can't ever pronounce, nor spell). I like ladies night mostly because of the free food, booze, chance to catch up with my friends and swag bags. Yes, I'm a sucker for free stuff.

While I was there, I met a girl who told me that she rode a Bianchi road bike that her boyfriend (now husband) gave to her as a gift. I thought about it for a second and came to this conclusion: if a guy gave me a bike as a gift, I'd marry him, too.

All the single fellas??

I'll be more than happy to provide my wish list.

Dreams Really Do Come True

This is what I woke up to this morning. Brady cat is anxious about the game today, so was doing some pre-gaming online. She's so annoying. I told her that super-fans make me vomit. She responded with a cutting remark about how my losing a few pounds wouldn't kill me.

A few weeks ago, a friend of mine asked if I'd heard the news about the company for which I work. I did a quick search online and found a New York Times article about my company being sold to a competitor. CRAP! It immediately reminded me of a dream I had. I was walking along and found some pennies on the ground. I was so excited to find the pennies. Probably an indication that I should get out more. I told my friend this dream and said that perhaps it was a premonition...soon, I'd be scrounging for change? He said that there had to be a better way of interpreting that dream. I replied, "well, I don't recall thinking, 'if only I could find 500 more of these, I can buy a sandwich and eat today!' So, at least I wasn't hungry."

Fast forward a few weeks. I'm walking home from having lunch with a friend and find this:



Now, if the Patriots win today, I'll know, with 100% certainty, that I have a gift. My next dream will be to win the lottery.

So, I'll leave you with this lesson: if you can dream it, it can happen!